Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hi, my name’s ______. You better remember it cause you’ll be screaming it later!!
Hi, my name’s ______. You better remember it cause you’ll be screaming it later!!
MAN: There’s a party tonight! WOMAN: Where? MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!
MAN: There’s a party tonight! WOMAN: Where? MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!
The only time I’d kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
The only time I’d kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
I’m no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
I’m no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top
Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top
Is your dad a police officer, if so i’ll be visiting you a lot
Is your dad a police officer, if so i’ll be visiting you a lot
Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes Women: what? Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress] Man: those wet clothes
Man: we better get you out of those wet clothes Women: what? Man: [licks his finger an wipes it on her dress] Man: those wet clothes
When my grandfather was flying back from the South Pacific, he radioed in to Kansas where he was landing. He had just recovered from malaria and thus didn’t know that women were now working in control towers. When he called in he said, “This is Captain Allen preparing for landing. How do you read me?” My grandmothers’ voice came over the airwaves and she said “Hello Captain Allen, I read you like a book.” He was shocked and intrigued and giddy at the sound of her voice. He immediately went up to the control tower when he landed and asked her out. Shortly thereafter, they married and lived happily ever after.
When my grandfather was flying back from the South Pacific, he radioed in to Kansas where he was landing. He had just recovered from malaria and thus didn’t know that women were now working in control towers. When he called in he said, “This is Captain Allen preparing for landing. How do you read me?” […]