Check the girls clothing tag then say –> “Thats what I thought…made in heaven”
Hey baby, you must be a sweater ‘cos you got me feeling warm all over
Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza? … Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?
You’re like a prize mouth bass… I don’t know if I should mount you or eat you.
Nice legs what time do they open.
I’m like novicane, Give me time I always work.
Hello sugar not you the other lump!
If you were a bugger I’d pick you first
Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I’m kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you’re giving me your number because I’m too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to […]
Wanna ride? i got a truck and a box of condoms.