I want to have you on every hill in Lebanon, under every tree.
Excuse me Miss, would you like to drive across country and kill people with me?
Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
I have the entire dictionary written on my dick. Want me to put some words in your mouth??
Walk into her chest) “If they weren’t sooo large, it wouldn’t have happened.
I’m trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I’m allergic to sex.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
(give the person a bottle of tequila) Drink this, then call me when you’re ready.
All those curves, and me with no brakes.