My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
Save a horse — ride a cowboy.
Aw, girl, I’m gonna have to put you on my “To Do” List!