Can I touch your belly button…from the inside?
If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
The word of the day is legs. Let’s go back to my crib and spread the word.
Why don’t you get down on your knees and smile like a doughnut?
Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?
I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!!
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
You stole my heart. But that’s okay; I have another one at home in the fridge.
You remind me of my Grandma except I haven’t slept with you yet.
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.