Come into my office and take off your pants.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.
Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?
No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.
Baby, you make me vasodilate!
How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?
When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.