Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
What a fine gown you’re wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
Don’t believe the rumours you’ve heard… the Bubonic plague didn’t affect my important organs.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
It’s not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.