(approach your target and place your arm on their nearest shoulder) “If you were a pirate, would you place your parrot on THIS shoulder or… (put your arm around them and touch the other shoulder) THIS shoulder?”
Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!
Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
Yo, ho ho! How ’bouts a bottle of rum?
Is that an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? ‘Cause it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin’?
Me skull and crossbones aren’t the only things I plan on raisin’ tonight!
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!