## Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

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# Math Pick Up Lines

## Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

## Wanna expand my polynomial?

## My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

## If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

## Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

## You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

## I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

## My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

## My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

## My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded

Wanna expand my polynomial?

My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can’t differentiate. Do you need math help?

If you were sin x and I was cos x, then together we’d make one.

Honey, you’re sweeter than pi.

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you

My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. we’re going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.

My love for you is like a fractal – it goes on forever.

My love is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded