Man – Do you like to dance? Woman – Yes ! Man – Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
I’ve had quite a bit to drink, and you’re beginning to look pretty good
Man – Fat Penguin ! Woman – WHAT? Man – I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.
Man – Excuse me, want to dance? Woman – No. Man – Maybe you didn’t hear me … I said you look really fat in those pants!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.