Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I’m kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you’re giving me your number because I’m too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to […]
Wanna ride? i got a truck and a box of condoms.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants
I just shit my pants. Can I get into yours?
Hi, my name’s ______. You better remember it cause you’ll be screaming it later!!
MAN: There’s a party tonight! WOMAN: Where? MAN: In your mouth and im cummin!
The only time I’d kick you outta bed would be to fuck you on the floor!
I’m no weather man but the forecast is calling for several inches tonight !
Hey babe lets make a bunk bed you be on bottom I be on top
Is your dad a police officer, if so i’ll be visiting you a lot