Funny Cute Flattering and Cheesy Pick Up Lines

When I look into your eyes, it is like a gateway into the world of which I want to be a part.

Should I smile because we are friends, or cry because I know that is what we will ever be?

Well, I AM telepathic, and I can tell that you love me. Right? [NO!] Darn, I always get “love” and “lust” mixed up.

How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

(Put your fingers on the other’s nipples) Hey, here’s (name), comin’ at you with the weather. Can I be your warm front?

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

If I could reach out and hold a star for everytime you’ve made me smile, I’d hold the sky in the palm of my hand.

Hi, my name is Doug. That’s “god” spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.

I didn’t see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Let’s make like a fabric softener and ‘Snuggle