How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax!
[What are you doing?] I’m taking off my shoes. [Why?] So I can take off my pants.
Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some wood?
(Hold up a screw) Wanna screw?
I’m a writer, you’re a writer, how about we get naked together and put some poetry in motion?
(Look down at your crotch) It’s not just going to suck itself.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed?
Want to play lion tamer? You could get on all fours and I’ll put my head in your mouth.