I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose.
Funny Quotes
Stomping on the ground next to bugs, just to make them appreciate life more.
Stomping on the ground next to bugs, just to make them appreciate life more.
Teacher: “Why didn’t you complete your homework?” Student: “Oh Sorry, Kanye West didn’t let me finish.”
Teacher: “Why didn’t you complete your homework?” Student: “Oh Sorry, Kanye West didn’t let me finish.”
Broccoli: “I look like a tree.” Walnut: “I look like a brain. ” Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.” Banana: “Dude?! Change the topic.”
Broccoli: “I look like a tree.” Walnut: “I look like a brain. ” Mushroom: “I look like an umbrella.” Banana: “Dude?! Change the topic.”
The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
The only reason your girlfriend likes your dick is because her mom told her to enjoy the little things in life.
When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me” you are supposed to turn around and say : “I sure hope not !”
When your ex says “you’ll never find someone like me” you are supposed to turn around and say : “I sure hope not !”
I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
I’m not flirting. I’m just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive.
We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out.
We have ALL waited behind a door to scare someone, then leaving because they’re taking too long to come out.
I never have enough middle fingers.
I never have enough middle fingers.
“You look pretty today.” … Was I ugly yesterday?
“You look pretty today.” … Was I ugly yesterday?