When you hear “no offense…but..” prepare to be offended.
When you hear “no offense…but..” prepare to be offended.
Funny Quotes
Jail = the government’s way of sending you to your room.
Jail = the government’s way of sending you to your room.
Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
Of course I talk to myself. I need to have an intelligent conversation every now and then.
You never know what you have until… you clean your room.
You never know what you have until… you clean your room.
I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
I hate it when some people call me insane or crazy. I prefer the phrase mentally hilarious.
Life’s all about ass. We’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or acting like one.
Life’s all about ass. We’re either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trying to get a piece of it, or acting like one.
When Will.I.Am dies will his head stone say Will.I.Was.
When Will.I.Am dies will his head stone say Will.I.Was.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it pays my internet… which is almost the same thing.
Money doesn’t buy happiness, but it pays my internet… which is almost the same thing.
Theres plenty of fish in the sea.” Yeah that’s cool and all, but I’m human.
Theres plenty of fish in the sea.” Yeah that’s cool and all, but I’m human.
Whoever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.
Whoever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.