When a girl cries over a guy, he’s off limits.
When a friend is drunk, never allow her to dial, drive or leave with a random guy.
In a fight between a friend and her boyfriend you must always choose your friends side.
When dating, a girl should find equal and/or enough time to still hang out with her girls.
Chicks before Dicks.
Inside jokes are not to be explained to outsiders.
If you wan’t to date a friend brother it is required that you get said friends permission.
You are never in any case to date a friend’s ex.
Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
If you drop your girlfriends as soon as you have a boyfriend, you will live to regret your decision.