Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it.
A real man gives up one night stands for a woman he can’t stand one night without.
I don’t get nervous if I’m surrounded by beautiful women. I know they’re all too busy hating each other to notice me.
Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked to but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they’re wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any life left, he’s single.
A brave man will admit when he is wrong. A prideful man will point out when he is right. A dead man will tell a woman she is wrong.
Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls make you feel like you’re in Heaven.
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.