Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
What you call dog with no legs? Don’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
I could’ve eaten Alphabits and crapped out a better essay.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn’t find anyone to copy it from.