Never ask why I love you, just accept that I do, and that I will for the rest of my life.

I live not only for myself but also for others.

How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy & say congratulations! But nobody rubs your balls and says good job

Just because I don’t fight back, doesn’t mean I’m weak.

For guys, it’s “bros over hoes”. For girls, it’s “chicks over dicks”. For me, it’s “whoever the fuck has my back, over them fake ass bitches, anyday”.

I’m not random, you just can’t think as fast as me.

It is better to try and fail than fail to try.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated not to do anything.

I don’t stop when I’m tired. I only stop when I’m done, especially in loving someone.

There is nothing wrong about me, except having you.