All married women are not wives.
All married women are not wives.
All married women are not wives.
A man’s best fortune, or his worst, is his wife.
There is trouble with a wife, but it’s even worse with a woman who is not a wife.
Last night I had an argument with my wife – she asked me what was on the TV and i said ‘dust’.
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
“Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.”
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
Don’t marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without, but whatever you do, you’ll regret it later.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
A wife lasts only for the length of the marriage, but an ex-wife is there for the rest of your life