Clever Facebook Status

People are gonna hurt you, but its your decision who gets a second chance.

LIFE is a given. LIVING is optional. Don`t be a passenger when YOU are already the CAPTAIN.

Either you control your attitude or it controls you..

Relationships are a lot like yard sales, they look really fun from a couple hundred feet away, but then you realize it’s just a bunch of crap you don’t need.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….

I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..

Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.

Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??

I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.

Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..

Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..

You are gonna need therapy after you meet me..

There is a thin line between insanity and genius. I, myself, am in the middle, and quite frankly, I enjoy every second of it.

Ray says crazy is good, crazy is free, crazy is me..

People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..

I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…

People wear masks to see who cares enough to see through it. I built a wall around me to see who would be brave enough to climb it.

Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.

When you meet me, you think I am quiet. Then you get to know me and just wish I was quiet.

Problem of solving a problem is not a problem, but when a problem solves a problem without any problem then the problem is not at all a problem. Any problem?