Birthday Facebook Status

Thinks birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

I have no birthday that means I was not born therefore I cannot die.

For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.

Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese.

When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the more you have the longer you live.

Happy Birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

The fact that a Facebook reminder told me it was your birthday doesn’t make it any less special.

Happy Birthday even though I tried to kill you all those times when we were kids.

Actually, I didn’t forget your birthday, but since you forgot mine I waited until a day after to send this.

Hopes your tiny, soul-sucking cubicle provides you a warm atmosphere in which to celebrate your birthday.

You had me. You lost me, So keep walking cause i am done talking.

Happy Birthday! I hope its filled with love, laughs, and family..

Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are..

May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live.

On your birthday, today, I wish you a year with loads of fun, excitement and beautiful memories. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, my friend. I can’t imagine celebrating with anyone else.

Happy birthday to someone close to me. Hope all the angels are singing to you in heaven.

Happy, Happy Birthday! I hope the day has been blessed with the presence of those you love most, and many magical moments!

Did you know i was born on my birthday…