Facebook Status Ideas

Forgive your enemies. It annoys them to no end.

Not smoking also leads to death.

I’m a nobody. Nobody’s perfect. So I guess that makes me perfect.

Love is like fire. It can warm your heart, but it can also burn your house down.

You’re not an ugly person. You’re an exceptionally beautiful monkey.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana..

Dreams of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Never forgets a face..but in your case I’ll make an exception!

If I could re-arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.

It may look like I’m doing nothing, but I’m actively waiting for my problems to go away.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

Cheer up, tomorrow will be a better day, just believe!

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize that you`re wrong.

Good morning. You are beautiful inside and out. Hit your day head on knowing this, and everything will be just fine.

If you wanna be successful in life, you have to work hard for it, but party harder.

You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.

Don’t be like cigarettes, people buy you when they need you and step on you when they finish from you, but be like drugs, they DIE if they don’t have you..

Hold on I’m getting an idea!

You may not like what I do or my different view but that’s why I’m me, and not you

Some thoughts should stay in your head.