You know you’re getting old when people start telling you how young you look.
Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
Trust in God but lock your car.
Sometimes the people you think don’t want to talk to you, are the ones waiting for you to talk to them.
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Mom: What do you think I am, made of money? Daughter: Isn’t that what MOM stands for?
If we’re not supposed to have late night snacks….why is there a light in the fridge?
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
As long as we can see the same sky, breathe the same air, step on the same planet, then you and I are not impossible.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?