Can I borrow your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.
I’m new in town, could I have directions to your house.
I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ?
He: Didn’t we go on a date once? or was it twice? She: Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
He: I want to give myself to you. She: Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.
He: How do you like your eggs in the morning? She: Unfertilized.
He: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy. She: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
He: Haven’t I seen you some place before? She: Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.
He: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
He: I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. She: I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.