You remind me of my Grandma except I haven’t slept with you yet.
I’d like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.
Nice Shoes. Wanna fuck?
If I let you suck on my tongue would you be greatful?
If you were a buger I would pick you first.
My boys over there bet that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl’s destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours
What do you say we go back to my crib and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply