Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
You look like a maiden in distress, why don’t I save you?
Would you care to see my longsword in action?
If I were a horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.
Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?
You wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?
It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
What a fine set of chalices you have.
When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren’t the only things that got stretched.
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!