Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
You broke my heart into several pieces, Good! Now I can give it to several girls.
Life is like mario bro’s, ya have to slay a lot of dragons before ya meet ya princess.
Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven.
Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!
20 percent boys of the world have brains, rest have girlfriends.
Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is… your list with names of bad girls.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
Dear boyfriend, Your wallet was getting fat so I thought I`d take it out for some exercise. Sincerely, Girlfriend.
Want to surprise your girlfriend? Introduce her to your wife.
To ex boyfriend, No, I’m not jealous, I know what she’s getting.
Men are like roses, watch out for all of the pricks.
I miss my amazing one of a kind boyfriend.
Message to my ex: Roses are Red Violets are Blue So glad I finally realized I’m better off without you!
Never go back to your EX. It’s like reading the same book again and again when you know how the story ends.
If two past lovers can remain friends, its either they are still in love, or never were.
A man does not ask a woman to marry him because he wants to spend the rest of his life with her. He asks her to marry him because he DOES NOT want to spend the rest of his life WITHOUT her.
I’m a girl Im allowed to change my mind every second.
Young love is two hearts with only one thing in mind.