Don`t you know it`s rude to talk while I`m interrupting?
I`m not single. I`m in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom.
Money doesn`t bring happiness, but shopping does..
That awkward moment, when you wake up with one sock on.
I posted on your wall. No, not Facebook, look at the side of your house.
I am a star, so when you see me, make a wish.
The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..
You`re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.
I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others!
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it.
For every girl without a guy, there`s a guy without a girl.
Even if you live your life as a open book, people will still wonder which pages have secret messages.
I have finally figured out why I can’t lose this extra weight. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says, “for extra volume and body.”
Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..
Before talking, Please connect the tongue to the brain…
I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…
Before talking; Please connect the tongue to the brain!
Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.