The truth is that existence wants your life to become a festival because when you are unhappy, you also throw unhappiness all around.
May you all attain full inner illumination, May the supreme light of lights enlighten your understanding.
People say I have a dirty mind… But I say its just creative!
Hands are so overrated..I think I’ll use my mouth..
So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and squishy? What?! It’s bubble gum. Jeez, what were you thinking?!
My idea of “friends with benefits” is another one of my friends doing my laundry. What were you people thinking.. I have morals.
I hate how chocolate immediately melt on my fingers. I mean.. am I that hot?
I hate sitting in a seat warmed by someone else..
Don’t call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses.
I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind.
I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
I just love getting dirty.
If they play dirty, then you play dirty.
Age, like distance lends a double charm.