If Pigs could fly there wouldn’t be any men on the ground.
Tried, Tested, and TRUE. And to think I thought DIFFERENT..
Is posting on Twitter that he is updating his Facebook status update.
Put the bom in the bom sha-bom bom, but lays no claim to the ram in the ramalama ding dong.
Thinks it was something he ate.
I am on the “Starts tomorrow” diet.
Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped..
Working for the weekend, like everybody…
Says the only constant is change, except from a vending machine.
True Love is a friendship set on fire.
Your eye is the only part you can not wash with soap.
Your tongue can not reach all your teeth.
You will laugh because you feel like a fool…
Life is tough. It’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
Think positive, encouraging, uplifting thoughts, and the negative will soon disappear.
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.
Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end then stop.
I think, therefore I am.
Strength is looking back and seeing what you have been through and knowing you were strong enough to make it through.
Decisions are the hardest move to make. Especially when its a choice between where you should be and where you want to be.