Flirt Facebook Status

A friend will always make you smile, specially when you don’t want to.

I’m falling in like you know.

Stolen kisses are always sweetest….

I’m 50% single.

Smile… it’s the second best thing to do with your lips.

You are the like of my like.

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

Did the sun just come out or did you just smile at me?

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..