Crazy Facebook Status

Don’t call me crazy. I much prefer the term “mentally hilarious”.

I cannot tell you how grateful I am, I am filled with humidity.

I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.

Being stupid is its own reward.

Press “like” if you are crazy.

They don’t know that we know they know we know.

You must be a certified helmet wearing window licker to ride the sunshine bus..

OH MY GOD, The rain’s wet..

Money is made of paper, paper is made of wood, and wood is made from trees. Therefore, money does grow on trees.

The stuff you heard about me is a lie, I’m way worse…

It doesn’t matter what people say about you. It matters what you’re going to do to them after they say it!

Wonders if its bad when I’m talking to myself and I’m not even listening…

I know that you know that I know what you know and you know what they know so I know what you know they know, you know?

If a thoughtless thought is thought, would a thought thoughtlessly think of thoughtless thoughts whenever thinking thoughts are thoughtless? What a thought, eh?

You people are crazy! I know…I can recognize my kind.

Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”

I don’t talk to myself, i talk to the little voices in my head that tell me to do evil cruel things to people and that’s the reason why i smile all the time..

When you see my head tilt to the side and I start to stare into space. I would run. The voices inside my head just gave me a brilliant idea. Be very afraid!

I’ve been thinking. I know, it scares me too..