It’s amazing how guys take care of their Jordan’s, but can’t take care of a woman.
It’s amazing how guys take care of their Jordan’s, but can’t take care of a woman.
Men and Women Quotes
Men are like wine. It begins as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Men are like wine. It begins as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of it until it turns into something acceptable to have dinner with.
Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Women are like apples. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for them as they’re afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
Women are like remote controls. It gives a man pleasure, he’d be lost without it, and while he doesn’t always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $3.95 a minute.
A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
A relationship without trust is like having a phone with no service. And what do you do with a phone with no service? You play games.
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.
Real girls stay. Hoes come and go. Little boys play around. Real men settle down.
From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
From a girl’s point of view, the guy always chooses the slut. From a guy’s point of view, the girl always chooses the jerk.
A boy can make you believe that he loves you when he doesn’t. A girl can make you believe that she doesn’t love you when she really does.
A boy can make you believe that he loves you when he doesn’t. A girl can make you believe that she doesn’t love you when she really does.
The best kind of guy is the one that can make his girl smile, even when she’s mad at him.
The best kind of guy is the one that can make his girl smile, even when she’s mad at him.