Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
If you wouldn’t make her a wife, don’t make her a mother.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband.
Marriages are made in heaven. But, then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornados and hail.
Married men live longer than single men, but they’re a lot more willing to die.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.