I wish people were more like money, so you could hold them up to the light and see which ones are fake or real.
I wish people were more like money, so you could hold them up to the light and see which ones are fake or real.
I wish people were more like money, so you could hold them up to the light and see which ones are fake or real.
Internet always seems way more interesting when you have work to do.
Bored ? Goes to kitchen ? Opens fridge ? Looks inside ? Leaves empty handed.
Show people new song you love and no one cares. 3 months later, everyone is singing it because it was on the radio.
Do something awesome, no one sees it. Do something embarrassing, everyone sees it.
When your a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to reply.
There’s always a certain line in a song that will always stuck in your mind because it reminds you of a place, a moment or a person.
I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.
I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It’s too little to go by itself.
Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends.