We’ve all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight.
We’ve all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight.
We’ve all got that one friend who eats twice as much as you do, but never seems to gain any weight.
Just because you say “No offense” doesn’t make your statement any less offensive.
I love doing my laundry and finding money that I didn’t even know I had.
I hate it when a shower only has two options – 3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.
Hearing something that kills you inside and having to act like you don’t care.
That moment of pure disgust when you stick your hand under your desk and you touch someone else’s old gum.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then only to have a human giraffe sitting in front of you.
I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I’m still looking for ideas.
Taking forever to pick up a phone call because you’re dancing to your ring tone.
My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like.