Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
Practice safe lunch. Use a condiment!
If you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried.
I’m not the girl your mom warned you about, her imagination was never this good.
I didn’t fall, I attacked the floor.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?
I don’t need angermanagement. I need people to stop making me angry.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it’s sexual harassment. But when a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $2.95 a minute.
I believe in love at first sight, I experience it EVERY time I got to the mall.