When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Remember: Don’t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash.
Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
The way to keep a cat is to try to chase it away.
You don’t die from a broken heart . You only wish you did.
Apparently you shouldn’t ever answer a girl’s text message with “k.” Bad idea.
If people could read my mind, I’d get punched in the face a lot.
Sanity is nice to visit but I wouldn’t want to live there.