Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
Lead me not into temptation (I can find the way myself).
“There’s no half-singing in the shower, you’re either a rock star or an opera diva.”
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It’s just that yours is stupid.
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.””
“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don’t have the film.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.