Ridin’ solo should be a relationship status.
Ridin’ solo should be a relationship status.
Ridin’ solo should be a relationship status.
Facebook should have a “I don’t know you” as an option to ignore a friend request.
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
Don’t let you mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
Don’t cry for a guy, let a guy cry for you. Because girls give and forgive, but guys get and forget.
If you’re reading this, congratulations, you’re alive. If that’s not something to smile about, then I don’t know what it is.
Face your problems, not Facebook it.
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
I wouldn’t need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.