Facebook…… Half Social Network….. Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
Facebook…… Half Social Network….. Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
Facebook…… Half Social Network….. Half Shoe Store! Didnt Know I Was At The Mall.
A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
Dear Warner Bros: Now that I’m an adult, I feel I’m am old enough to hear what the “Beep Beep” is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next”.
Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
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