I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, Just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, Just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
I’m searching Facebook for people named Hontas, Just because I think it would be cool… to poke a Hontas.
They say real girls ain’t never perfect, perfect girls ain’t never real.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Never on schedule, but always on time.
Welcome to Facebook! Where liars tell more lies, enemies are Facebook friends, weak people turn into Facebook gangsters, haters complain about haters and every person who talks about money ain’t got none.
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Without Facebook I probably wouldn’t have wished you a happy birthday.
I changed all my passwords to ‘incorrect’. So my computer just tells me when I forget.
Love me? Great. Hate me? Even better. Think I’m ugly? Don’t look at me. Don’t know me? Don’t judge me. Think you know me? You have no idea.
I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.