Awkward Moment Quotes

That awkward moment when someone fatter than you is giving you dieting advice.

That awkward moment when you’re watching porn and realize that the girl on the screen is your sister.

That awkward moment when Osama gets to heaven and the 72 virgins are male.

That awkward moment when you ask someone “how many months pregnant are you?”, but she’s not pregnant.

That awkward moment when you aren’t paying attention and follow someone off of the elevator onto the wrong floor.

That awkward moment when someone is giving you a handshake that lingers a bit too long.

That awkward moment at Prince William’s bachelor party when he stuffs a bill into the stripper’s thong and realizes it has his grandmother’s face on it.

That awkward moment when someone else discovers that you forgot to flush the toilet.

That awkward moment when you find that your zipper has been down.

That awkward moment when you realize you’ve locked your keys in the car.