He: Can I buy you a drink? She: Actually, i’d rather have the money
Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
Are you wearing space pants, ’cause your butt is out of this world!
I may not be the best looking here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
Baby do you have a mirror in your jeans cause I can defiently see my self in them.
Did it hurt? When u fell out of Hevan?
I wouldn’t be surprised if you were Cambell’s soup, Cause you are mmm mmm good!
You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?
Hey babe, nice legs….what time do they open?
You know what would look really good on you? No, what? Me.