I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

Hey… Didn’t I see your name in the dictionary under “Shazaam!”?

Would you grab my arm so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?

I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet.

I bet you $20 you’re gonna turn me down.

Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.