I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
I didn’t know that angels could fly so low!
Hey…somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.
I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?
Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
How was heaven when you left it?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn’t ask you how you looked!
Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Hello are you married? [Yes] Well I didn’t hear you say “happily”.