Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.
Come up to my chamber and I’ll show you the largest treasure in the land.
I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
What a fine gown you’re wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
Don’t believe the rumours you’ve heard… the Bubonic plague didn’t affect my important organs.
I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
It’s not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
Fair Maiden, your cups runneth over.