Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!
Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!
Jewish Pick Up Lines
If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
Unlike the torah, I’m gonna put my hands all over you
Unlike the torah, I’m gonna put my hands all over you
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff
Funny, I don’t remember climbing Jacob’s ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
Funny, I don’t remember climbing Jacob’s ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…
Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…
After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for
After getting lost for 40 years ive think ive finally found what I was looking for
I don’t care what the Torah says, I’m not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
I don’t care what the Torah says, I’m not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
The gates of repentance are always open…just like my heart for you
The gates of repentance are always open…just like my heart for you
The first line of the Shma commands us to “Love the Lord with all your heart.” After meeting you, I don’t think I can keep that mitzvah.
The first line of the Shma commands us to “Love the Lord with all your heart.” After meeting you, I don’t think I can keep that mitzvah.