In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?
A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
I hope you’re not married, because I’d hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn’t the only thing you will be touching!
Even though it’s breaking a commandment, I’m worshipping you right now.
How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive
Can I dip my maror in your charoset
This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you